LyraVega's Outworldly Delights
Things that I can't stand:
1: People who wear thier pajama pants outside of the house, to go to the store, etc. The only people who are allowed to do that are those who are sick and picking up medicine, and those that just came from some sort of team spots pratice...which in that case it is also permissible to wear socks with sandals.
2: People who just don't shower everyday. The only exeptions to this are those who are in casts that can't be coverd up by a hefty bag, and those in the final stages of depression.
3: Folks that order a Big Mac, no, make that a Wendy's Triple Classic meal, Biggie Sized; and then have the nerve to order a diet coke.
4: Why is it when there is even the most remote amount of snow on the ground, everyone decides it's prime time to drive like an asshole. The is no reason for everyone to drive at the pace of a snail and clusterfuck when there is 1/100 of an inch on the ground. Same goes for rain. Just because the road is a little damp-it does not permit you to suddenly turn into someone trying to forge an adventure though the rain forest. You don't need to whip your car back and forth to avoid every puddle on the road. That's why there are doors and windows. So you can go through a little bit of water and not get wet.
5: Guys who only find blondes hot. Fuck blondes. Why do you have to spend 700 bucks every two seconds to keep a hair color that makes you look like a cheap whore.
6: People who always call you saying " we gotta hang out, I miss you!!!" Who don't answer the phone when you call, and when you can go see them, they always have " the only thing....." excuse.
Can you tell I'm in a bad mood?
1: People who wear thier pajama pants outside of the house, to go to the store, etc. The only people who are allowed to do that are those who are sick and picking up medicine, and those that just came from some sort of team spots pratice...which in that case it is also permissible to wear socks with sandals.
2: People who just don't shower everyday. The only exeptions to this are those who are in casts that can't be coverd up by a hefty bag, and those in the final stages of depression.
3: Folks that order a Big Mac, no, make that a Wendy's Triple Classic meal, Biggie Sized; and then have the nerve to order a diet coke.
4: Why is it when there is even the most remote amount of snow on the ground, everyone decides it's prime time to drive like an asshole. The is no reason for everyone to drive at the pace of a snail and clusterfuck when there is 1/100 of an inch on the ground. Same goes for rain. Just because the road is a little damp-it does not permit you to suddenly turn into someone trying to forge an adventure though the rain forest. You don't need to whip your car back and forth to avoid every puddle on the road. That's why there are doors and windows. So you can go through a little bit of water and not get wet.
5: Guys who only find blondes hot. Fuck blondes. Why do you have to spend 700 bucks every two seconds to keep a hair color that makes you look like a cheap whore.
6: People who always call you saying " we gotta hang out, I miss you!!!" Who don't answer the phone when you call, and when you can go see them, they always have " the only thing....." excuse.
Can you tell I'm in a bad mood?
posted by LyraVega's Outworldly Delights at 11:13:00 PM
2 Comments:
DLAK agrres, fuck blondes, we do.
I never understood the thing about blondes. I go for redheads and dark, dark haired brunettes. I guess it's a Petrarchan thing.
Give me raven-haired any day.
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