There are a lot of voices out there, but yours is different. I like it.

You can’t sit back and make plans for yesterday. Just like you can’t sit back and reminisce about tomorrow. Age is nothing but a number, so tell that to my thighs. But, they say the older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a Banana. Let me tell you the three most important things I learned about life: number one, hold fast to your friends; number two, there's no such thing as security; and number three, don't watch any reality shows on TV. Woof.