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BUSH'S RESUME

GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520



EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:


Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost"
and is not available.

Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused
to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By
joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty
in Vietnam.

College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil
business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but
couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt
shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball
team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.



With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry

(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.



ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my
tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in
America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions in
borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any governor
in American history.



With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my

father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
losing by over 500,000 votes.



ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
cost of
*over one billion dollars per week*.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.



I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in

any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in
a 12-month
period. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of
the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs
and that trend continues every month. I'm proud that the members of my
cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My
"poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named
after her.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving
the most corporate campaign donations.

One of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron. My political party used Enron
private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.
Supreme Court during my election decision.

>I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating
the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the
biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest
energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was
revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I changed
the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President
in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
in the history of the United States government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.
history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of
war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva
Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided
over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.


I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),

shattering the record for protests against any person in the history
of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
nation.

I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority
of U.S. citizens, and the world community.



I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a

cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in
wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of
Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker
Buster," a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to
justice.

During the Iraq War and Occupation thousands of American troops
were injured and killed.
I did not have the time to attend any of the funerals for ourfallen
soldiers but I did have the time to attend more than 43
fund-raising events of the Republican party

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my
father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or myVice-President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy
and unavailable for public review.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

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